.:Late to our Date – Hellraiser Revolution:.

Hello friends!  Hope your day is going well. With all the hoololly that is going on about the new Hellraiser film coming out (if it hasn’t already!) I thought I would go through and watch a few of the films as a bit of an homage to the series. I personally love the Hellraiser movies, and enjoy the imaginative way they have brought the story to life.  BUT, and this is a big but, there are a few that I haven’t watched and Revolution is one of them.  Oh and btw,

SPOILERS!

The story starts out in a sort of home video way.  2 guys are on a roadtrip and one is filming.  The one driving is telling the other that no, they aren’t going to where he said they were, that they were going to Mexico. Tijuana, Mexico to be exact.  They are talking nasty stuff and that is when you get to really know the guys involved.

The passenger/camera guy is Steven.  The driver is Nico who is dating Stevens sister Emma. They proceed to talk about getting hookers in Tijuana and having an all around great time. Then it moves to later in the time and Steven and Nico are getting sh*t-faced drunk and see a woman that Steven is just wowed by.  They go up and talk to her.

It then switches to showing an older woman watching the boys on a video camera.  Apparently, Steven and Nico end up missing. This younger woman comes in, ugh, I’m going to skip through most of this.  Apparently, the woman is Stevens mom, the young girl is Emma, Stevens sister and the family is having dinner with the parents of Nico. Emma is mad because the parents don’t want to talk about the boys and she ends up going into Stevens room where she finds the bag that was found at the scene.

And she ends up watching part of the video where Nico ended up screwing the woman that they had met in a bathroom stall and Steven had caught them. She gets mad and then finds the PUZZLE BOX…. oooooooooh.

All this crap happens, she plays with the puzzle box and Steven comes home and all this weird sh*t happens, blah blah blah.  Then Emma and Steven end up making out, with his hands in her shirt, and she sees him ripping of her boob.  This is where I just couldn’t even watch.  INCEST people.  Think about that.

Well, skip skip skip, blah blah blah, and then we see the shot that I waited for.  PINHEAD… but.. wait… what is wrong with Pinhead?  He… doesn’t look righ… OMFG really?  really?  That isn’t Doug Bradley.  That is some impostor! Who the HELL (get it?) is that guy?  And… who the hell is that other guy?  THIS ISN’T MAKING ANY SENSE!!!

People, Doug Bradley.  Doug Bradley is PINHEAD.  How dare they not have Doug Freakin’ Bradley as Pinhead and put in this ugly and NON-acting fool in his place!  It was at that moment that I proceeded to lose faith in Humanity, in the horror community as a whole.  I felt the need to watch the Notebook or some other romantic tripe that I hate.

The story ends up dumber and dumber as time goes on.  Nico ends up killing the hooker, then getting given the puzzle box, then Steven ends up with a hooker and kills her, which in turn brings back Nico, then Steven kills more hookers so Nico can get his body back, and when Steven wouldn’t do it anymore, Nico ends up taking Stevens skin, Steven ends up using the puzzle box to “save himself” and becomes the second Pinhead, and ugh.  It just ends up being this jumble of stupidity.

I am horrified that they would even DARE to consider this piece of garbage as Hellraiser.  I know that Clive Barker, the amazing man behind the creation of the book that the Hellraiser franchises inspiration, has to be having some type of fit over this.

Mr. Barker,

I am truly sorry for what they have made Hellraiser into.  I am devastated by the lengths that they have went just to keep it going, and how wrong they have been in the way they have done it. I know you must be ashamed of them.

And to you pukes that have destroyed the story,

HOW DARE YOU! Mr. Barker had such sights to show us.  He created this amazing (yet terrifying) world and you have made it into this mess.  This disgusting and trivial mess that I can’t even believe you have put onto film.  This movie was horrid, stupid and had no flow.  The plot itself (or should I say the IDEA of the plot) was a good one, I give you that, but your follow through was bullsh*t.  The actors were horrible, the scenes made no sense and Pinhead… OMG what have you done!?  You know what… I want those 2 hours of my life back.

*sits in the corner, her legs up to her chest with her arms around them, rocking back and forth while she cries*

 

 

 

 

 

.:Online Store Review – Boxed.com:.

Hello lovely people!  How are you all today? I do hope that things are beautiful for you.

As many of you know, I am always on the lookout for good deals and great prices. On one of the very seldom days of me watching the box with moving pictures, aka television, I saw a commercial for an online store called Boxed.com.  It is a store that specializes in providing bulk grocery and household items for cheaper prices than in the store.  Think of it as a Sams Club, but just online.

I thought to myself, “Lilly, this is something we need to look into.  We need to investigate this magic for ourselves.” And so, I went onto the site and low and behold, what they said was true.  They did seem like cheaper prices, and there were some other “perks” that I will discuss in a bit.

I sat on that website for weeks, months even, debating in my head if I should bite the bullet and give it a shot. So, on March 1st (keep in mind, this is the 3rd!) I finally jumped and started the search for things I needed.

Slowly I filled my cart, and honestly, I felt my heart racing, fear mixed with excitement pouring through my veins like a drug.  I was terrified, but the thought of not having to step foot in the bowels of hell that we know of as a BULK STORE was making my mouse move. Thing after thing I clicked, “OH I need this!  And this!”  I finally came to my senses and banged my head on the desk for a while telling myself to take one of those chill pills.

I ended up putting 9 things in my cart, things that I needed and a few things that I wanted to give the childlings. And then into the process of actually PURCHASING said things.

The process was pretty simple to say the least, the site giving clear and precise instructions on what to do.  And the site was secure (I have a scan thingie that looks for all the foolishness out there.  *leans in close* Watch out for a certain bargain site. *coughs* Wish *coughs*)

Now, I want to explain something here. To me, I bought a lot of stuff. And it would have came out to be a pretty penny.  BUT.  When  you make an account, Boxed will provide free shipping on your first order. You can also occasionally find other offers as well.  Coupon codes on the site that will bring your price down even further.  Also, if I am remembering correctly, you also receive a $10 bonus, just for signing up.  That will drop your price to low low.  And it DID.

My original price for the things in my cart was a little over $70 dollars (not including shipping!). With the $10 bonus, and a code that I found on the site which took 15% off of the order, my price before shipping was $40. Add on to that the free shipping, and the price is awesome.

Speaking of shipping. I got my box today. Let me say that one more time.  I got my box TODAY. It is the 3rd of March, 2017.  I ordered on March 1st, 2017.  I will give you a moment to let that sink in.                                                  There.  Yes my friends, it made it here in 2 days.

So I tear into the box, my fingers itching to see the prizes within. I was estatic. But I remember looking at the box, thinking about what I had ordered and stopped for a moment. “This box seems a bit small for what I got,” I thought to myself. And I tentatively began removing the things I had gotten. Here is the list and I’ll try to make it quick. *coughs* Bullet Points. *coughs*

  • Bandaid Brand adhesive bandages (280 count) $11.99: The deal was perfect in my opinion. If you think about it, the small boxes in the store is around 4 bucks. With maybe 30 bandages inside.
  • Hunts Tomato Paste (12 count) $5.99: This was another winner.
  • Argo Corn Starch (35 oz) $4.99:  For the size, it is definitely priced well.
  • Crisco Shortening (48 oz) $6.99:  This one I am on the fence about.  I am sure I could have gotten cheaper at a shop in town.
  • St.  Ives Apricot Scrub x2 (6 oz per bottle) $6.49: This one is about the same anywhere you go.
  • Crisco Vegetable Oil (64 oz) $6.99: This one, I am honestly feeling a bit let down about. I felt there would be a bit more but the bottle seems small.
  • Honey Bunches of Oats (3 lbs) $7.99:  The price in store, for just a single box is normally up in price so this was killer.
  • Cinnamon Toast Crunch (3 lbs) $7.99:  See Honey Bunches of Oats above yo!
  • Barilla Pesto Sauce x4 (6.3 oz per bottle) $10.99: I want to be mad. I reallllly want to be mad at this. The bottles were tiny.  TEENY TINY. And could easily fit in the palm of my hand. Do I think it was worth it?  No, BUT do I think it is worth it?  YES. Let me explain.  I love pesto, my childlings love pesto. Waya bro loves pesto.  Will one bottle be enough for us to enjoy the splendid flavor of the sauce of the Gods?  I hope the hell so.  The bottles are just so tiny and itty bitty, but yes, it is worth it people. 10.99 for 4 bottles is killer.

So, as for my thoughts.

Boxed.com is definitely a place that I feel we could all use. The website is easy to navigate, and is easy on the eyes.  They have many deals going on all the time, and considering the first time you get onto the site and create an account,  you instantly get free shipping on that first order.

Will it keep you out a store completely?  No.  Unfortunately not.  They do not sell cold products, or meats. So those are things that you will need.  They also have pet products, cleaning supplies, laundry things. It is a huge array of items and all in bulk. They carry name brand things that normally cost a fortune in stores.

BUT like I said before, you need to really do some recon on the products that you find.  Look up prices at on different websites like Walmart.com, or even grocery stores. See if what you find is worth it.

Now, there is one tiny detail that I left out.  So, I am going to go ahead and tell ya. With every order that you do, you are able to get 2 free samples from the list of things that they provide. FREE SAMPLES. There can be anything on there.

So in the end, do I suggest this place?  Yes. I do. Especially for people that hate being in the large crowds that are normally found in stores. Will it help completely?  No. There will still be things that are needed. But yes, go and check it out.  At least give it a looksee. It doesn’t hurt to at least try it out right?

Much love,

L.